Is It Gay For Men To Put On Makeup

As a card-conveying homosexual myself, I am ofttimes disturbed by how many bones, everyday activities directly men avoid simply because they don't want to "expect gay."

And this week on Reddit, a thread by user The_WereArcticFox asked straight men a VERY center-opening question: "What is the strangest matter you take been told non to do because 'that's gay'?"

The thread quickly went viral, as thousands of straight men started sharing the ridiculous things they've been called "gay" for doing. Hither are some responses that show just how fragile masculinity can be:

1. "Sitting with my legs crossed. My brothers and friends oftentimes teased me and couldn't sympathise how that was possible, unless I was gay."

two. "Having a nightly/daily peel care regimen."

—sexapotamus

3. "My married woman was told by her mother that she shouldn't carry a rose-colored diaper bag considering it could confuse our infant son."

—ArrhythmicEvent

4. "Not me, just a friend was seen as effeminate because he was into sewing. I'thousand lamentable, simply the manliest-man trait on the planet is practicality, and sewing is ane of the most applied skills to have at literally any betoken in history."

5. "I was taking prescription-strength painkillers after surgery. My friend came over to bank check on me. Her swain (now ex) thought it was gay to have painkillers and told me to be a man."

—unicornwithoutapoint

6. "At work I once complimented another man on his outfit. My male coworkers looked at me as if I had asked if he had naked photos of himself I could see."

—irishamerican

7. "Eating bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, string cheese, or using a straw."

8. "Eating at a sushi eatery with another guy."

—random_username_94

nine. "Once, a girl idea I was gay because I was attentive during sex activity. I'm not even joking."

—mybustersword

10. "Carrying an umbrella."

xi. "Knowing the names of dissimilar kinds of clothing. In the i specific example I tin call up, I was plainly 'gay' for knowing what a balaclava was."

—Mors_ad_mods

12. "Putting on sunscreen."

—justinduderino

13. "I've been told wearing a face up mask, or PPE in general, is 'gay.'"

14. "[I was called 'gay' because] I said I similar it when it rains."

—TheDeadGunslinger

15. "A friend once told me I was holding my fork in a gay kind of way."

—kasaaxxg59

16. "Ii guys can't sit next to each other in a movie theater if information technology's non crowded."

17. "My girlfriend once seriously asked me if I was gay because I said that I liked her body."

—yee_mon

18. "I was told that I was gay because I enjoyed anal sexual activity with a WOMAN."

—Churno

19. "Playing as a female video game grapheme."

20. "Broke a guy's jaw in loftier school, sent him a go well card while he was in the infirmary. He called me gay for sending the card."

—Grumpel-Stiltskin

21. "My mom told me to finish complaining about my migraine because, 'That's not very straight of you lot.'"

—_Andro_

22. "Hugging my best friend. Nosotros don't do that handshake-hug-over-one-shoulder-and-pat-on-the-back bullshit, we fucking embrace. Some people retrieve that'south 'gay,' simply nosotros don't intendance. Nosotros enjoy each other."

23. "When I was in loftier school, everyone thought I was gay because I wore a scarf to school one day."

—CrossENT

24. "I know a guy who refuses to swallow pussy considering he says it's gay."

—VVillyD

25. "Washing my asshole. Friend of mine once said, 'Everyone knows that's gay, you lot tin miss me with that.' Apparently, you are only allowed to wash your cheeks and let suds run down your crack."

26. "My granddad once told me not to castor my hair because 'looking pretty is for women and the gays.'"

—RudyRhythmface

And finally...

27. "I had a guy tell me that masturbation was gay. As he put it, 'You're jacking off a bloke, fifty-fifty if that bloke is you.' I responded that it must be incest too, as it's a homo who is part of your immediate family. He thought THAT was crazy talk."

Alright, straight men reading this: Now it's YOUR plow. What things have you been told were ~gay~? Audio off in the comments, please.

Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/things-straight-men-avoid-doing-because-gay

Posted by: godwinletly1968.blogspot.com